The awkard moment when you accidently make eye contact with the same person like 5 times…
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
(Source: miamiwhiteshark)
It’s okay. It’s not like you’re there for a week or a month.
Haha, I know. I just recently watched a documentary on hotels. Gross stuff happens in these rooms.
I have to sleep on a pull out tonight. A hotel pull out.
It’s unsanitary and uncomfortable. Someone text me while I go hate my life.
I know I am being dramatic.
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